Dreaming of Moshiach

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Translation of Gog's Middle East Speech

US President Bush delivered a major speech on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict Monday, July 16, 2007, Rosh Chodesh Av.

Why would Gog choose his anti-Israel speech on Rosh Chodesh Av? They know about Jewish customs very well! Rosh Chodesh Av is the beginning of the stricter mourning period for the destruction of the First and Second Beit HaMikdash.

Gog: "I laid out a new vision for the future -- two democratic states, Israel and Palestine"
Truth: We will build a terrorist country and fulfill our objectives. The Road Map to Hell.

Gog: "This year, we will provide the Palestinians with more than $190 million in American assistance"
Truth: The goal is that the whole world will worship and depend on US. We will buy the Palestinians to be our partners and destroy Israel.

Gog: "Today, I announce our intention to make a direct contribution of $80 million to help Palestinians"
Truth: We prefer to fund a bunch of hooligans, and condemn the Jewish nation

Gog: "We can help them prove to the world, the region, and Israel that a Palestinian state would be a partner"
Truth: We will gather the world, (Edom) and Palestine (Ishmael) and be partners to destroy Israel.

Gog: "Secretary Rice and I have strongly supported a Palestinian state. Now we will intensify these efforts, with the goal of increasing the confidence of all parties in a two-state solution".
Truth: "The Final Solution"

Gog: "Outposts should be removed and settlement expansion ended... Israelis should find other practical ways to reduce their footprint"
Truth: "To elimate all footprints, we will drown all the Jews in the sea"

Gog: "A permanent end to the conflict, and an agreement on all the issues, including Jerusalem...as the road map requires."
Truth: כי הנני קורא לכל משפחות ממלכות צפונה.
Hashem will encourage all the kingdoms to come and attack Jerusalem. (Metzudat David)

Gog: "I will call together an international meeting this fall of representatives from nations that support a two-state solution."
Truth: I must complete my goal and act quickly because my presidency term ends January 2009.
The Malbim says Esav and Yishmael will realise that they cannot have peace between themselves because the Jews are in the middle; so they join together to eliminate the Jews.

Gog: "And in the face of terror and cynicism and anger, we stand on the side of peace in the Holy Land"
Truth: You really thought that we are fighting against terrorism? We are the elite group Illuminati, and we will capture the Holy Land!!!!




והיה השם למלך על כל הארץ, ביום ההוא יהיה השם אחד - ושמו אחד ישתבח שמו לעד לנצח נצחים בכל העולמות Blessed is His name for eternity in all worlds אין עוד מלבדו