Dreaming of Moshiach

Monday, April 23, 2007

Road Map to Hell

When I moved to Israel, someone told me a joke that is very appropriate for today - secular Independence Day.

Before making a final decision whether to begin the process of the disengagement, Sharon wanted to make sure that he will not be prosecuted in Heaven for this. His final decision to implement the Gush Katif and Shomron disengagement was based on a dream.

In the dream, he went to hell and saw people playing golf, tennis, and soccer. He also saw old buddies drinking beer in hell's bar. He went to Hell's famous country club and met all his dead friends who assured him that carving the holy land is worth it because hell is the greatest. When Sharon woke up, his decision was final. He was hell-bent to go to hell and the way to do it is by destroying thousands of families, homes, communities, yeshivot, and synagogues.

After the cursed disengagement, he died and went to hell. But this time he didn't see any golf course, soccer games, or happy people. He saw souls of condemned men and women getting painfully burned and yelling for mercy. 'For sure there's a mistake', he thought in his mind. He went to the angel in charge and told him that a terrible mistake occured and he was placed in the 'wrong hell'.
Hell's angel laughed at him and said, 'the first time you were here, you came as a tourist but now, you are a resident!'.

Sharon's cursed disgagement, http://www.flix.co.il/tapuz/showVideo.asp?m=1083377




והיה השם למלך על כל הארץ, ביום ההוא יהיה השם אחד - ושמו אחד ישתבח שמו לעד לנצח נצחים בכל העולמות Blessed is His name for eternity in all worlds אין עוד מלבדו